Nothing quite makes one feel as mortal as the doom of elimination in the NFL playoffs. You can go from dancing topless at Spring Break like you’re the star of a reality show one week to being shot in the back of the head while eating dinner with your family in a New Jersey diner […]Read more "Lucky Wins, Prayers, Dumb Dances and Brady vs. Manning Face – The NFL Divisional Round Playoffs – The Loser Review"
With Week 7 of the 2015-16 NFL season officially over, it’s time to run a train through all those bents over losers thinking they’ve got football by the balls. Let’s start with the most obvious loser of the week: Television For the first time ever, the NFL exclusively streamed a live football game online for […]Read more "NFL Week 7 – The Loser Review"
With Week 5 of the 2015-16 NFL season officially over, it’s time to lock eyes with all the big losers of the week and see who flinches first! Let’s start with the most obvious: Major League Baseball About 25 years ago baseball was truly America’s past time. TV ratings were huge, ballpark attendance was crazy, […]Read more "NFL Week 5 – The Loser Review"
With Week 3 of the NFL 2015-16 season officially over and done with, it’s time to herd the losers of the week into a big hog pen so we can fling all kinds of shit in their faces. Let’s start with the most obvious: Fans of child-beater Adrian Peterson To all those in attendance at […]Read more "NFL Week 3 – The Loser Review"
Week 2 of the 2015-16 NFL season is in the books are there are a ton of losers out there who need to be signalled out and laughed at! Let’s start with the most obvious: The Emmy Awards Great decision by Fox to put the Emmys up against Sunday Night Football! This savvy move resulted in […]Read more "NFL Week 2 – The Loser Review"
A sure fire way to be a loser is to have a totally lame opinion. In my original blog post on the qualities that make me write like a loser, I explained that my opinions are always too extreme – everything is either the greatest thing ever or the complete worst thing in history. This makes for boring […]Read more "How to NOT Write Like a Loser: Exercise #3 – Have a Good Opinion"