When you all walk down the dusty halls of this thing called “life” do you cradle the seed of a great deity in your arms? Few do. The football is not a ball, you can’t bounce it or throw it normally. Nor is it something that you really ever touch with your foot. The seed-like oblong […]Read more "Life is like Football… and Life Sucks! The Dr. Loser NFL Super Bowl Review"
The Denver Broncos will lose the Super Bowl this weekend. Why? I don’t know. Actually, let me take that back… the Carolina Panthers will lose the Super Bowl. Whatever. Does it really matter? On one side you’ve got Denver with their super defence on the other side you’ve got Carolina with their super offence. That’s […]Read more "Who Will Lose the Super-BORE? The Dr. Loser NFL Big Game Preview"
Nothing quite makes one feel as mortal as the doom of elimination in the NFL playoffs. You can go from dancing topless at Spring Break like you’re the star of a reality show one week to being shot in the back of the head while eating dinner with your family in a New Jersey diner […]Read more "Lucky Wins, Prayers, Dumb Dances and Brady vs. Manning Face – The NFL Divisional Round Playoffs – The Loser Review"
Life isn’t fair. What illustrates this better than the ebbs and flows of the NFL season? To go from exhilarating streaks of precision teamwork to slumps of random discombobulation. From being a heralded new national star one week to a schlub on the bench the next. From unbeatable champion to an old man just holding on […]Read more "Life Isn’t Fair – NFL Wild Card Weekend – The Loser Review"
With Week 7 of the 2015-16 NFL season officially over, it’s time to run a train through all those bents over losers thinking they’ve got football by the balls. Let’s start with the most obvious loser of the week: Television For the first time ever, the NFL exclusively streamed a live football game online for […]Read more "NFL Week 7 – The Loser Review"
With Week 6 of the 2015-16 NFL season officially over, it’s time to wonder what’s real, what’s fantasy and scratch our heads over the truly bizarre nature of the loser-verse. Let’s start with the most obvious losers of the week: Star Wars Fans If you are a long-abused Star Wars fan then you are used […]Read more "NFL Week 6 – The Loser Review"
With Week 5 of the 2015-16 NFL season officially over, it’s time to lock eyes with all the big losers of the week and see who flinches first! Let’s start with the most obvious: Major League Baseball About 25 years ago baseball was truly America’s past time. TV ratings were huge, ballpark attendance was crazy, […]Read more "NFL Week 5 – The Loser Review"
With Week 4 of the NFL 2015-16 season officially over and done with, it’s time to scoop out the turds in the litter box of the football world and smell the losers of the week for all their putridness. Let’s start with the most obvious: London, England The NFL played another game at Wembley Stadium in […]Read more "NFL Week 4 – The Loser Review"
With Week 3 of the NFL 2015-16 season officially over and done with, it’s time to herd the losers of the week into a big hog pen so we can fling all kinds of shit in their faces. Let’s start with the most obvious: Fans of child-beater Adrian Peterson To all those in attendance at […]Read more "NFL Week 3 – The Loser Review"
Week 2 of the 2015-16 NFL season is in the books are there are a ton of losers out there who need to be signalled out and laughed at! Let’s start with the most obvious: The Emmy Awards Great decision by Fox to put the Emmys up against Sunday Night Football! This savvy move resulted in […]Read more "NFL Week 2 – The Loser Review"