With Week 4 of the NFL 2015-16 season officially over and done with, it’s time to scoop out the turds in the litter box of the football world and smell the losers of the week for all their putridness. Let’s start with the most obvious: London, England The NFL played another game at Wembley Stadium in […]Read more "NFL Week 4 – The Loser Review"
At Dr. Loser we like to review the piece of crap movies that we’re never going to watch! Sometimes you just know a movie is going to suck. What ingredients make for a shitty movie? That’s a tough one to answer. That’s why so many people end up watching terrible movies and feeling bad about […]Read more "Why Would I Watch This Crap? – The Martian"
THIS or THAT explores the world of music and attempts to decide, you know, if this is the thing and if that is just that. This week it’s 1D or 5SoS! The pop music’s boy band game seems to be as strong as ever. That good old tradition of mixing the cute one with the […]Read more "This or That: One Direction or 5 Seconds of Summer"
At Dr. Loser we’re dedicated to watching all the cool TV shows this new fall season, while those of you who think you have “better things to do” can feel free to come here the next day and keep yourselves updated with what’s really important. This week we’re looking at last night’s new episode of […]Read more "The Scream Queens Recap for Losers Who Don’t Watch Scream Queens – Season 1, Episode 3"
With Week 3 of the NFL 2015-16 season officially over and done with, it’s time to herd the losers of the week into a big hog pen so we can fling all kinds of shit in their faces. Let’s start with the most obvious: Fans of child-beater Adrian Peterson To all those in attendance at […]Read more "NFL Week 3 – The Loser Review"
Huge news out of NASA today… just kidding! At this point, NASA is about as close to making any kind of awe-inspiring discovery as say the Labour Day Telethon had of curing Muscular Dystrophy. If you’re excited by the potential of old water streams on the surface of Mars then I’m guessing you go crazy […]Read more "There Might Be Some Kind of Minuscule Amounts of Water-Like Stuff on Mars… Maybe"
At Dr. Loser we like to review the piece of crap movies that we’re never going to watch! Sometimes you just know a movie is going to suck. What ingredients make for a shitty movie? If that that was easy to answer then so many people wouldn’t end up watching terrible movies and feeling bad about […]Read more "Why Would I Watch This Crap? – Straight Outta Compton"
In this week’s edition of This or That we’re gonna look at a pair of 3-name pop star ingenues and determine just who is the THIS and who’s the THAT. Well, pop music is sure in some state these days. I’m not even sure we can directly point to anything as pop music anymore… I […]Read more "This or That: Carly Rae Jepsen or Lana Del Ray?"
Hey Pope Francis… “where ya at?” I heard a rumor that this new “cool” Pope is really going to prove it when he hits New York City this week! Apparently he’s been a lifelong fan of A Tribe Calle Quest and the group is reuniting to perform his favorite jam “Hot Sex on a Platter” […]Read more "Hot Pope on a Platter"
Week 2 of the 2015-16 NFL season is in the books are there are a ton of losers out there who need to be signalled out and laughed at! Let’s start with the most obvious: The Emmy Awards Great decision by Fox to put the Emmys up against Sunday Night Football! This savvy move resulted in […]Read more "NFL Week 2 – The Loser Review"
Fate dictates that the proudly fat-assed, Australian hip-hopping white girl Iggy Azalea will take home the coveted-by-no-one Best Rap Album trophy at the upcoming Grammy Awards. The nominations were announced earlier today and it’s created quite the stir in the rap community. Okay, maybe not the rap community, but like whatever you call the people […]Read more "Iggy Azalea Nomi-Fated for Best Rap Album Grammy Award"
Anybody want to worship a Norse god with me? I mean, Christmas is coming… you know, the time where we all celebrate the totally realistic concept of a god being born on earth as a super-powered human. This was all thanks to an omniscient entity magically fertilising a young virgin with the help of a […]Read more "Merry Odin-Mas"
Double ugh… don’t tell me the Cleveland Cavaliers are really turning it around and becoming a good team. Or even a great team… a championship team? What… huh? Say it isn’t so. I don’t even believe that the people of Cleveland even truly want this to happen. There is no way that quick embrace of […]Read more "LeBron James and the What, Huh?"
This just in… hey NASA, no one cares! Are we ever going to live in outer space? Is this really going to be a possibility in our lifetimes? It’s not… right? What a waste of time you are NASA. Call me dumb all you want, but NASA is doing nothing worthwhile by continuing to apparently explore […]Read more "Newsflash: NASA Sends a New Shuttle into Space"
Struggling to put my thoughts into words about the recent podcasts by CM Punk that revealed his reasons for mysteriously leaving the WWE earlier this year, I decided to try to come up with at least a good title for the article, but even that isn’t working out well. Here’s what I started out with: […]Read more "How Many Titles Can I Think Up For This Post About CM Punk?"
At the moment, NBC is airing a totally live musical version of Peter Pan, and man is it horrible. I’m not a fan of musicals, kids, or adults playing kids in musicals, so I guess I’m not the target audience for this show (which must be what, like child molesting high school teachers then?), however […]Read more "Live Blogging – Peter Pan Live"
Hate on Justin Bieber all you want, but this guy’s resume of celebrity hottie hook-ups is starting to put him on an untouchable pedestal. Along with new rumours of him and Hailey Baldwin, there is also his famous relationship with Selena Gomez, and more potentially with Miranda Kerr, Kendall Jenner and Rhianna. Of course, these might […]Read more "Bieber Bangs Baldwin?! Chisel This Guy’s Face on Mount Rushmore!"
Ugh.. who wants to write everyday? What a drag. Once you’re writing all the time as if it’s your regular job you might as well just be another office monkey. Creepy, boring, mindless… you know what I’m talking about, and we don’t want our writing to be like that! But if you don’t want to write […]Read more "How to NOT Write Like a Loser: Exercise #4 – Write Everyday"
A sure fire way to be a loser is to have a totally lame opinion. In my original blog post on the qualities that make me write like a loser, I explained that my opinions are always too extreme – everything is either the greatest thing ever or the complete worst thing in history. This makes for boring […]Read more "How to NOT Write Like a Loser: Exercise #3 – Have a Good Opinion"
Nobody wants to write like a loser – not even me, Dr. Loser! We all hope to write quickly, precisely, powerfully, prolifically and profound, not this wimpy, patient, confusing, mundane drivel that brings us nothing but headaches and heartbreak. I’ve arrogantly made it my goal to blow out the back of common writing process problems […]Read more "How to NOT Write Like a Loser: Exercise #2 – Follow the Rules"