How could anyone have anything negative to say about this documentary on the teenage activist who survived being shot in the head by the Taliban? I mean, everyone MUST like this movie, right? Well, thatâs my problem. I want to hate a movie. Or at least I want to go into a movie with the […]
Read more "Why Would I Watch This Crap? – He Named Me Malala"âŚcock! While I was afraid to put that in the headline, apparently legendary comic book writer/artist Frank Miller wasnât afraid at all to put that thing right on the cover of his new DC comic. This image was revealed earlier this week to a typically overreacting 24-hours of social media bile. Most complained about the general […]
Read more "Superman has a huge…"At Dr. Loser weâre dedicated to watching all the cool TV shows this new fall season, while those of you who think you have âbetter things to doâ can feel free to come here the next day and keep yourselves updated with whatâs really important. This week weâre looking at last weekend’s new season premiere […]
Read more "The The Leftovers Recap for Losers Who Don’t Watch The Leftovers – Season 2, Episode 1"With Week 4 of the NFL 2015-16 season officially over and done with, itâs time to scoop out the turds in the litter box of the football world and smell the losers of the week for all their putridness. Letâs start with the most obvious: London, England The NFL played another game at Wembley Stadium in […]
Read more "NFL Week 4 – The Loser Review"At Dr. Loser we like to review the piece of crap movies that weâre never going to watch! Sometimes you just know a movie is going to suck. What ingredients make for a shitty movie? Thatâs a tough one to answer. Thatâs why so many people end up watching terrible movies and feeling bad about […]
Read more "Why Would I Watch This Crap? – The Martian"THIS or THAT explores the world of music and attempts to decide, you know, if this is the thing and if that is just that. This week it’s 1D or 5SoS! The pop musicâs boy band game seems to be as strong as ever. That good old tradition of mixing the cute one with the […]
Read more "This or That: One Direction or 5 Seconds of Summer"At Dr. Loser weâre dedicated to watching all the cool TV shows this new fall season, while those of you who think you have âbetter things to doâ can feel free to come here the next day and keep yourselves updated with whatâs really important. This week weâre looking at last nightâs new episode of […]
Read more "The Scream Queens Recap for Losers Who Donât Watch Scream Queens – Season 1, Episode 3"With Week 3 of the NFL 2015-16 season officially over and done with, itâs time to herd the losers of the week into a big hog pen so we can fling all kinds of shit in their faces. Letâs start with the most obvious: Fans of child-beater Adrian Peterson To all those in attendance at […]
Read more "NFL Week 3 – The Loser Review"Huge news out of NASA today⌠just kidding! At this point, NASA is about as close to making any kind of awe-inspiring discovery as say the Labour Day Telethon had of curing Muscular Dystrophy. If youâre excited by the potential of old water streams on the surface of Mars then Iâm guessing you go crazy […]
Read more "There Might Be Some Kind of Minuscule Amounts of Water-Like Stuff on Mars⌠Maybe"At Dr. Loser we like to review the piece of crap movies that weâre never going to watch! Sometimes you just know a movie is going to suck. What ingredients make for a shitty movie? If that that was easy to answer then so many people wouldn’t end up watching terrible movies and feeling bad about […]
Read more "Why Would I Watch This Crap? – Straight Outta Compton"At Dr. Loser we’re dedicated to watching the cool TV shows this new fall season, while those of you who think you have “better things to do” can feel free to come here the next day and keep yourselves updated with what’s really important. This week we’re looking at last night’s new episode of Empire! Why you […]
Read more "The Empire Recap for Losers Who Donât Watch Empire – Season 2, Episode 1"In this weekâs edition of This or That weâre gonna look at a pair of 3-name pop star ingenues and determine just who is the THIS and whoâs the THAT. Well, pop music is sure in some state these days. Iâm not even sure we can directly point to anything as pop music anymore⌠I […]
Read more "This or That: Carly Rae Jepsen or Lana Del Ray?"Hey Pope Francis⌠âwhere ya at?â I heard a rumor that this new âcoolâ Pope is really going to prove it when he hits New York City this week! Apparently heâs been a lifelong fan of A Tribe Calle Quest and the group is reuniting to perform his favorite jam âHot Sex on a Platterâ […]
Read more "Hot Pope on a Platter"Week 2 of the 2015-16 NFL season is in the books are there are a ton of losers out there who need to be signalled out and laughed at! Let’s start with the most obvious: The Emmy Awards Great decision by Fox to put the Emmys up against Sunday Night Football! This savvy move resulted in […]
Read more "NFL Week 2 – The Loser Review"We are pleased to announce that the Dr. Loser blog is now under new management! Thatâs right, weâve shaken the dust off the sheets covering over all that shitty old furniture and swept the dead cockroaches out of the corners – this blog is once again open for business. Here at Protracted De-Media⢠weâre committed […]
Read more "SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT"Like the great Steve Jobs, I have “one more thing” to add to my week of escalating current event blog posts as part of my How to NOT Write Like a Loser: Exercise #4 – Write Everyday plan. After completing four posts today, this will be my fifth and official end to the week-long writing task that had […]
Read more "And one more thingâŚ"Fate dictates that the proudly fat-assed, Australian hip-hopping white girl Iggy Azalea will take home the coveted-by-no-one Best Rap Album trophy at the upcoming Grammy Awards. The nominations were announced earlier today and itâs created quite the stir in the rap community. Okay, maybe not the rap community, but like whatever you call the people […]
Read more "Iggy Azalea Nomi-Fated for Best Rap Album Grammy Award"Anybody want to worship a Norse god with me? I mean, Christmas is coming⌠you know, the time where we all celebrate the totally realistic concept of a god being born on earth as a super-powered human. This was all thanks to an omniscient entity magically fertilising a young virgin with the help of a […]
Read more "Merry Odin-Mas"Double ugh⌠donât tell me the Cleveland Cavaliers are really turning it around and becoming a good team. Or even a great team⌠a championship team? What⌠huh? Say it isnât so. I donât even believe that the people of Cleveland even truly want this to happen. There is no way that quick embrace of […]
Read more "LeBron James and the What, Huh?"This just in⌠hey NASA, no one cares! Are we ever going to live in outer space? Is this really going to be a possibility in our lifetimes? Itâs not⌠right? What a waste of time you are NASA. Call me dumb all you want, but NASA is doing nothing worthwhile by continuing to apparently explore […]
Read more "Newsflash: NASA Sends a New Shuttle into Space"