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Why Would I Watch This Crap?

Why Would I Watch This Crap? – The Academy Awards

Ugh, the Academy Awards are on tonight… prepare yourself to be bored out of your fucking mind, that is, if you have the gall to even watch that crap. That’s right, apparently you’re a racist now if you choose to support the Oscars, and I’m glad that the girl from Woo and the guy who directed […]

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Why Would I Watch This Crap? – Deadpool

Deadpool is the Harry Connick Jr. of super-hero comic book characters. That’s right, I said it. Here’s the truth about the super-hero comics that everyone is afraid to discuss: that shit is old fashioned. The time when mainstream super-hero comic books were new and interesting was in the 50s and 60s, dude! In the 1900s! Marvel […]

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Why Would I Watch This Crap? – 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi

I know what you’re thinking, “Cool, let’s all pile on Michael Bay! That asshole makes the shittiest movies!” But hold up–before you start to think we’re all friends here in Bay-hate, I think you’ve come to the wrong place. The reason I don’t want to watch this 13 Hours crap is because it’s too pedestrian […]

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Why Would I Watch This Crap? – The Peanuts Movie

Was there anything worse back when you were a kid than when you pulled out the thick, fold-out comic strip section of the weekend newspaper and saw Peanuts staring at you on the front page? What a downer. No one liked Peanuts. It was that comic strip your parents told you was good and you […]

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Why Would I Watch This Crap? – Burnt

I haven’t even watched the trailer for Burnt, and I honestly don’t even know what this movie is really about, but this poster tells me all I need to know about why I’ll never watch this crap. First of all, you’ve got the face of ‘oooh’ Mr. Handsome – Bradley Cooper – dead in the center of […]

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Why Would I Watch This Crap? – The Last Witch Hunter

Are witches really a thing? Call me crazy but when I hear “witches” the first thought that comes to mind is the Wizard of Oz or Cinderella. That’s right, girls stuff. Not to sound too un-PC, but that’s not cool (no offense, of course). I mean, at least it shouldn’t be cool for man’s man Vin […]

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Why Would I Watch This Crap? – Crimson Peak

No way I’m getting suckered into this one. You’ve gotta be nervous when the ad campaign visually tries to sell a movie like some kind of jump-scare, creature effects-filled, gore-style Halloween horror movie, and yet all the interviews and text about the movie they have to constantly preface you that this is NOT horror but a […]

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Why Would I Watch This Crap? – He Named Me Malala

How could anyone have anything negative to say about this documentary on the teenage activist who survived being shot in the head by the Taliban? I mean, everyone MUST like this movie, right? Well, that’s my problem. I want to hate a movie. Or at least I want to go into a movie with the […]

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Why Would I Watch This Crap? – The Martian

At Dr. Loser we like to review the piece of crap movies that we’re never going to watch! Sometimes you just know a movie is going to suck. What ingredients make for a shitty movie? That’s a tough one to answer. That’s why so many people end up watching terrible movies and feeling bad about […]

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Why Would I Watch This Crap? – Straight Outta Compton

At Dr. Loser we like to review the piece of crap movies that we’re never going to watch! Sometimes you just know a movie is going to suck. What ingredients make for a shitty movie? If that that was easy to answer then so many people wouldn’t end up watching terrible movies and feeling bad about […]

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