Dr. Loser

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    1. Thanks… although sadly I haven’t had time to get around to checking out all the related blogs and stuff… however, I can answer you questions:

      1. Tea or coffee?
      Does Tea-ffee count? I pour coffee into my tea, that’s how bad ass I am!

      2. Best piece of advice you have ever been given?
      Can’t say I ever got any good advice in real life but I’ll never forget these wise words from the coach in Teen Wolf:

      “There are three rules that I live by: never get less than 12 hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.”

      3. Which do you prefer Mountain or Beach?
      Easy, the beach. I’m a simple man, girls in bikinis vs. people in parkas, there’s no contest.

      4. Biggest lie you ever bought?
      Never believe a pro-wrestler who says they are retiring or having a “retirement match”, you’ll get burned every time! If they don’t die in the ring, they ain’t retiring!

      5. Your dream job?
      I always wanted to be a detective with a fedora and a trench coat, and I want to get caught up in a case with some no-good dame and even investigate a haunted house mystery or something like that. I’d also want to be like the Three Stooges if they were detectives, or Inspector Gadget, I just want to bumble into solving crimes and have no idea what I’m doing… but doing it well!

      6. Any phobia?
      I have this constant irrational fear of being thrown into prison… and I figure I’ll be wrongly accused too, since I haven’t done any ever that should get me arrested… but for some reason I’m constantly in fear of this happening.

      7. Favourite holiday memory, if any?
      I remember when there was that earthquake on Christmas Eve one year and I got trapped in a building after I went in to help free the two security guards (I did feel responsible, that was my architecture after all), but thankfully my wife and kids sang “O Come All Ye Faithful” and that inspired me to climb out of the rubble… wait a minute, that wasn’t me, that was what happened to Mike Brady on ‘A Very Brady Christmas’!

      8. Can you swim?
      Sure, what white guy doesn’t know how to swim… we’re like practically Atlanteans!

      9. Apart from swimming, what should we all try to learn?

      10. Do you have a pet?
      Only pet peeves… like people who have pets.

      11. Can you recommend an Author?
      I try to read anything by former Chicago Bulls head coach Phil Jackson, such as Sacred Hoops or Eleven Rings.

      ps…are you nosey like my wife?
      Yes… in fact I’m listening in on her phone call conversation right now!
      (Just joking… or am I???)
      (No… sorry, that sounds really creepy, I really am joking… I can’t do anything as cool as hack into the cameras on people’s computers… I wish! I mean, not to you or your wife obviously… actually… I wouldn’t want to really do that anyways, of course… I mean,… uhm.. what am I talking about…??)

      1. Nice sensible answers Doc. 🙂
        Don’t sweat about the rest. Some of these “awards” are like a hot potato.
        I don’t have a camera on this old thing. Although I bought a new mini laptop today. This old thing is out of date today apparently, Windows xp.
        Cheers Doc. I hope you are saying Hello to lots of strangers.

  1. Hello Doctor! I am delighted that you are following my blog. As a fellow Canuck and under-impressed student in our for-profit education system, I think you and I share a few things in common. I look forward to reading here.

  2. Hi Doc, very short notice but I have been asked to take part in a blog tour. I have to answer four questions about my writing process and nominate just two bloggers to do the same thing next Monday. Have a look at the blog post in which I was nominated. http://fieldofthorns.wordpress.com/ Maybe you could write about your ‘live novel writing’. If you would like to take part let me know.
    I hope you get this message soon. Cheers.

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