Struggling to put my thoughts into words about the recent podcasts by CM Punk that revealed his reasons for mysteriously leaving the WWE earlier this year, I decided to try to come up with at least a good title for the article, but even that isn’t working out well. Here’s what I started out with:
CM Punk Records Scathing Podcasts, Makes Blogger Cry
Then I changed it to this, just to make myself look even more pathetic for some reason:
CM Punk Makes This Old, Simple Blogger Cry
Then I thought about a different angle, how about talking about future directions for his career:
Where Does CM Punk Go From Here?
… but then I changed it to focus more on the effect his absence will have on wrestling fans:
How Do We Survive in a WWE Universe Without CM Punk?
That wasn’t getting me anywhere either though, so I thought maybe something more angry:
Damn You WWE, Bring Back Punk!
… then something more bizarre:
CM Punk Eats the WWE Like a Pizza
Punk Rock Wrestles, Gone
CM Punk Joins the UFC!
… and magical:
Disgruntled Wrestler Visits Poor Blogger, Friendship Ensues
But in the end I just couldn’t figure out what angle to take on the whole story. All I’ve got is a bunch of titles and no post.
And then I remember, wait titles, exactly, that’s it… titles in wrestling… wrestling titles… title belts… CM Punk held the WWE Title numerous times, right? Nah, I still got nothing.