Hate on Justin Bieber all you want, but this guy’s resume of celebrity hottie hook-ups is starting to put him on an untouchable pedestal. Along with new rumours of him and Hailey Baldwin, there is also his famous relationship with Selena Gomez, and more potentially with Miranda Kerr, Kendall Jenner and Rhianna. Of course, these might all just be pure speculation, but if any of this is true then Biebs is undoubtably on the Mount Rushmore of Dudes Who Hook Up With Famous Hot Chicks. But who else is even in this elite class?
Leonardo DiCaprio: King of the Models = apparently you must go through DiCaprio before officially being declared a super model, conquests included Gisselle, Bar Refaelia, Naomi Campbell, and Helena Christensen all in their primes, plus Gossip Girl star Blake Lively.
Scott Baio: King of the 80s-early 90s = this Happy Days star charmed his way into the pants of Heather Locklear, Nicolette Sheridan, Nicole Eggert, Denise Richards and even grabbed Pamela Anderson right off the bus from Vancouver to Hollywood.
Wilmer Valderama: King of the late 90s-00s = Shockingly, the dorky guy from That 70s Show is no exchange student in real life, scoring with Minka Kelly, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Mila Kunis, Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, and Avril Lavigne.
What about the reverse side though, if we’re talking about the Mount Rushmore of Famous Dudes Who Messed Up Big Time, then you’ve got to point your finger at: Pierce Brosnan, Matt Damon, Hugh Jackman & Denzel Washington.
Each one of these so-called “super hunks” married civilian woman, and have had long, supposedly “meaningful” relationships with these normals. What the hell is wrong with those losers?
But worst of all has to be the Mount Rushmore of Dudes Who Should Have Done Better: George Clooney, Tom Cruise, Ben Affleck & Kurt Cobain
I mean, c’mon, Mimi Rogers, Stacy Keibler, Jennifer Garner & Courtney Love…?! Publicists shouldn’t even let those women in the same room with some of those dudes.
Okay… how about one more – the Mount Rushmore of Dudes on Mount Rushmore… Hmmm, gotta be Washington, Lincoln, Roosevelt and that other guy (I’m Canadian, don’t make me look that up)… much deserved fellas! I’m sure there is a beautiful Baldwin daughter coming your way!