Lots of losers exercise for the right reasons: health, energy, looking good, feeling good, making friends… but only Dr. Loser exercises for the wrong reasons!
Sure, I’m out of shape, look like a mess, feel like shit and have no social life whatsoever, but I’m not going to use exercise to fix those problems, oh no… I’m going to exercise so that I can make a great work-out montage video just like this:
My initial attempts to find activities for my own montage video have led me to incorporate these 2 forms of exercise into my weekly routine:
First I went to the grocery store near my house and bought a pair of these solid 5kg steel dumbbells.
You may laugh but after about 10 curls on each of my pipe-cleaner arms I was aching for the first time in years. Hey, you gotta start somewhere! And the way I see it, watching me struggle to do simple curls will make for some awesome montage content.
-you don’t really believe that, right?
Then I dusted off my ‘stylish bicycle’ and camouflage helmet for some good old cycling around town.
In Seoul, it turns out there is a really cool bike trail that stretches completely across the country and was constructed on top of an old railway line, so that way you are far from the roads and traffic… even but it lets you ride through tunnels just like you are a train!
-is this dude riding a bike or stalking little girls? Creepy…
So I’m off to a good start. Lifting weights & cycling – these are definitely two staples of the montage game. What’s next?!